tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55561760234620952352024-03-13T14:16:08.038-07:00Signs JokesDragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5556176023462095235.post-60267570967690787212010-11-26T05:24:00.001-08:002010-11-26T05:24:22.700-08:00I saw a sign that said...<div class="joke-text-page"> I saw a sign that said "Speed Bumps". <br />
I thought, my how times change! Speed used to kill. </div><div> </div><div> </div><div><a href="http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/signs-jokes">http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/signs-jokes</a> </div>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5556176023462095235.post-9591722961111534452010-11-26T05:23:00.000-08:002010-11-26T05:23:07.592-08:00Bumper Stickers<span style="font-size: small;">1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.<br />
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.<br />
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.<br />
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?<br />
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.<br />
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.<br />
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.<br />
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.<br />
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.<br />
10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.<br />
11. If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.<br />
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".<br />
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.<br />
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.<br />
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.<br />
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.<br />
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me<br />
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home<br />
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha<br />
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Signs/3636.htm">http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Signs/3636.htm</a> </span>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5556176023462095235.post-11666514503176894442010-11-26T05:21:00.003-08:002010-11-26T05:21:56.916-08:00A sign posted in a...A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:<br />
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"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too." <br />
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<a href="http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/signs-jokes">http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/signs-jokes</a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5556176023462095235.post-50805832083268736842010-11-26T05:21:00.001-08:002010-11-26T05:21:19.340-08:00Sign on company bulleting...Sign on company bulleting board: "This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.<br />
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<a href="http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/signs-jokes">http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/signs-jokes</a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5556176023462095235.post-22478312486720328332010-11-26T05:20:00.001-08:002010-11-26T05:20:51.995-08:00Martha Stewart doesn't live...* Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!<br />
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* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!<br />
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* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!<br />
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* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!<br />
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* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!<br />
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* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!<br />
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* I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.<br />
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* If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.<br />
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* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.<br />
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* Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.<br />
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* Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.<br />
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* My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0